Phil the ground hog bode global thawing
Phil the Ground Hog foretell global warming - no more wintertime ever ! ! But did you know ..
Phil the Ground Hog , as we all hump , has a little bro , Bobbi , who two year ago was involved in a big riot on Ground Hog ’s Day when Phil was hail out ( yes he ’s mirthful and single Jody ) of his ground hole to bode the weather for 8 weeks . Since then , after the repression of the Da La Lamba ( turns out Da La Lamba was actually interested in Phil ) , thing had been quiet until this year .
Phil the ground hog predicts global warming
Phil ’s little bro - Bobbi
This twelvemonth it was discovered that Bobbi who is originally from Ireland and of late moved back there , is actually the Word of Wayne La Pier - cee ! rumor have twiddle for years that Phil was queer ( pay of royal descent ) and now this about Bobbi ! Wayne come over years ago to Ireland to help the IRA ( Irish Republic Army ) get their guns and had an affair with Bobbi ’s female parent . No wonder Wayne is against all-inclusive setting arrest ! He does n’t need anyone to know his background ! Now this explains why Bobbi know his heavy weapon so much and unwilling to give up his assault weapons ! Bobbi has meanwhile been salt away up a Brobdingnagian arsenal of guns , violation weapon system and ammo because he knows that there is a big movement to ban them in America and is afraid it will move across the crowing pool . He ca n’t swim but hump those crazy Americans are always trying to specify some unexampled record swim across the big pond and knows they will someday secede ( opps I intend deliver the goods ) . And some ( notice I said some ) of them just might secede like those gun toting Texans ! perhaps they ’ll go join up with Bobbi . Meanwhile Bobbi has install armed guards in every earth hog schoolhouse to protect his kind from those disturbed varmits in America who know it is their god given right ( really ? I do n’t remember read that in the bible ) to bear arms ( leg and tails too ) . Opps , I ’m wrong - it ’s their Constitutional Right ! But that ’s ok , cause they ’re always getting religion mixed up with their politics in America . And did you experience that before dry land pig foreshadow the weather , hedgehogs predict it ? Yes , it ’s true ! But that ’s another report for another day …
PS — Every winter I get delirious from lack of horticulture and write these whimsical report on Ground Hog ’s Clarence Day when I really rather be out dig ( like a ground hog ) . Still gotcha ? Wanna read more ? To read more on Phil the Ground Hog and his small bro Bobbi , go to my previous posts from the beginning of my delirium - The real story of Phil the groundhog!,Phil the groundhog continued .. ,Possible Coup number on Ground Hog Day in 2011andGround Hog Day 2011 - Phil Predicts an Early Spring -Fierce Battle Takes Place Before Ceremony .
Phil’s little bro-Bobbi
For more interesting and peradventure factual recitation on the footing pig go to‘What ’s Your Ground Hog Day IQ ’
DISCLAIMER : All names have been changed to protect my sinlessness .
